Dance It’s all I wanna do So won’t you Dance I’m standing here with you Why won’t you move I’ll get inside your groove ‘Cause I’m on fire fire fire fire.Tumblr (3.0; @sassygayalejandro)http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_19193510099" src="http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193510099/audio_player_iframe/sassygayalejandro/tumblr_m0olq9LPuA1r1wdpv?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsassygayalejandro%2F19193510099%2Ftumblr_m0olq9LPuA1r1wdpv" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leoisnothavingit.tumblr.com/post/19067911355/geri-halliwell-its-raining-men">leoisnothavingit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Geri Halliwell</strong> | It’s Raining Men</p> </blockquote> <p>You just know I have to get kitsch for a moment.</p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193510099http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193510099Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:30:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07srulU6h1qct7qso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193472714http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193472714Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:29:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sgvdGN9U1rqsvtso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193418220http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193418220Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:28:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cocothemaneater.tumblr.com/post/18941326945/sassygayalejandro-just-got-done-seeing-madges">cocothemaneater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yeah, I didn’t want to see her shaking her airbrushed ass in some skimpy outfit. I’ve seen women in their 50’s who were a thousand times sexier and didn’t try as hard. And Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.? Really?</p> <p>In other news, Mariah Carey apparently has a song with Nicki Minaj, and the video is horrible.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0k3uwGBPe1r7urgm.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Nicki Minaj, that&#8217;s got to be the problem with it all. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sguiA4Bd1r858me.gif"/></p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193395313http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193395313Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:28:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cocothemaneater.tumblr.com/post/18942374661/these-dance-classes-are-a-pain-in-the-ass-these">cocothemaneater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These dance classes are a pain in the ass. These people are hopeless. I need a drink.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0k6snXpAD1r7urgm.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>And&#8230; it&#8217;s only because, they can&#8217;t keep up with you. You know that you&#8217;re probably the best dance in the Pacific Northwest.</p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193311660http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193311660Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:26:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://naughtyorniceallison.tumblr.com/post/18955050977/i-just-love-seeing-all-these-nearly-naked">naughtyorniceallison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I just love seeing all these nearly naked beefcakes on my dash, and I’m not talking the ribeyes.</p> <p>Though the inverted crosses are kinda bumming me out.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0kwca0iWF1r7d1nm.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Nothing wrong with beefcakes, they make people&#8217;s lives a little more happier.</p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193277498http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193277498Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:25:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilyford.tumblr.com/post/18955870961/my-son-is-being-a-terror-right-now-i-dont-know">lilyford</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My son is being a terror right now. I don’t know how to deal with this.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0kxeszG241r7d41d.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>How about a swift, firm foot in his ass?</p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193257492http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193257492Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:25:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinathemaid.tumblr.com/post/18957617326/trying-to-figure-out-what-to-fix-for-dinner">tinathemaid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Trying to figure out what to fix for dinner tonight. Not as easy as it sounds.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0kzmcM0IL1r7dmy0.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I think that they should be fixing dinner for you, since you do so much for them.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sgpxftfQ1r858me.gif"/></p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193237681http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193237681Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:25:14 -0400<blockquote> <p><a href="http://cocothemaneater.tumblr.com/" title="She walks with passion">cocothemaneater</a><span> said: </span><span class="answer_content">Uh, no. You are mistaken. I didn’t want to interrupt anything for you, if you catch my drift.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span class="answer_content"><br/></span></p> <p><span class="answer_content">So, apparently now, I literally fucked him all night? It&#8217;s my fault now?</span></p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193011419http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/19193011419Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:21:05 -0400<p>Just got done seeing Madge&#8217;s <em>Give Me Some Luvin&#8217;</em> video. Yeah, I know, tardy to the party and all. But really? Just really? Can&#8217;t someone grow old gracefully? I was confused, was I watching a music video or an episode of <em>Tales from the Crypt</em>?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0j2d8QmdY1r858me.gif"/></p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908607209http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908607209Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:36:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dnajCBA21qff1h7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908371662http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908371662Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:30:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c35uc7tt1qh05hto1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c35uc7tt1qh05hto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c35uc7tt1qh05hto3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c35uc7tt1qh05hto4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c35uc7tt1qh05hto5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c35uc7tt1qh05hto6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c35uc7tt1qh05hto7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c35uc7tt1qh05hto8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c35uc7tt1qh05hto9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908357762http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908357762Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:29:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i838y5jy1qbspj2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i838y5jy1qbspj2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908323171http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908323171Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:28:52 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_18908300770" src="http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908300770/audio_player_iframe/sassygayalejandro/tumblr_m044aajD0e1qke3bk?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsassygayalejandro%2F18908300770%2Ftumblr_m044aajD0e1qke3bk" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iloveretro.tumblr.com/post/18447588795/spice-girls-say-youll-be-there-1996">iloveretro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong> Spice Girls - <span class="st">Say You’ll Be There</span> (1996)<br/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908300770http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908300770Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:28:14 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_18908228921" src="http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908228921/audio_player_iframe/sassygayalejandro/tumblr_lx8jm4gUpG1qad2kf?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsassygayalejandro%2F18908228921%2Ftumblr_lx8jm4gUpG1qad2kf" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supermanandsupermodels.tumblr.com/post/15248329431">supermanandsupermodels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>All The Lovers</em> - Kylie Minogue.</p> </blockquote>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908228921http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908228921Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:26:13 -0500<p>And… were your fingers broke, and you couldn’t give me a call? I think that’s an excuse, Miss Coco. I think that you were absolutely delighted to be at his place. And… I’m not changing it.</p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908159688http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908159688Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:24:15 -0500<p>Do you honestly want me to go through Kylie’s entire discography, spanning 24 years and only pick one? You are cruel, anon, so cruel. It’s like <em>Sophie’s Choice</em> for me.</p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908131398http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908131398Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:23:26 -0500<p>Lovely to look at, smart and funny.</p>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908077101http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18908077101Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:21:54 -0500http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18193247817http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18193247817Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:55:18 -0500<a href="http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/ask">Ask Me.</a>http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18193211636http://sassygayalejandro.tumblr.com/post/18193211636Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:54:24 -0500