cocothemaneater: Yeah, I didn’t want to see her shaking her airbrushed ass in some skimpy outfit. I’ve seen women in their 50’s who were a thousand times sexier and didn’t try as hard. And Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.? Really? In other news, Mariah Carey apparently has a song with Nicki Minaj, and the video is horrible. Nicki Minaj, that’s got to be the problem with it all.
cocothemaneater: These dance classes are a pain in the ass. These people are hopeless. I need a drink. And… it’s only because, they can’t keep up with you. You know that you’re probably the best dance in the Pacific Northwest.
naughtyorniceallison: I just love seeing all these nearly naked beefcakes on my dash, and I’m not talking the ribeyes. Though the inverted crosses are kinda bumming me out. Nothing wrong with beefcakes, they make people’s lives a little more happier.
lilyford: My son is being a terror right now. I don’t know how to deal with this. How about a swift, firm foot in his ass?
tinathemaid: Trying to figure out what to fix for dinner tonight. Not as easy as it sounds. I think that they should be fixing dinner for you, since you do so much for them.
cocothemaneater said: Uh, no. You are mistaken. I didn’t want to interrupt anything for you, if you catch my drift. So, apparently now, I literally fucked him all night? It’s my fault now?
Just got done seeing Madge’s Give Me Some Luvin’ video. Yeah, I know, tardy to the party and all. But really? Just really? Can’t someone grow old gracefully? I was confused, was I watching a music video or an episode of Tales from the Crypt?
cocothemaneater asked: I went to get drunk with the meerkat and his friends. You were out. What was I supposed to do? PS: Your background is giving me a seizure.
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